Aside from the obvious resolutions (e.g. divest out of municipal bonds and into a more aggressive investment portfolio), I'd really like to work on my smile this year. I can't get the hang of it and the grownups think I'm having a stroke. Getting all the right facial muscles going in just the right sequence (is it levator labii superioris THEN corrugator supercilii or the other way around?) is harder than it looks. All these grownups showing off their well-practiced smiles at me--I know when I'm being mocked!
