Many readers have asked me what Santa gave me for for Christmas. Really? I'm thirteen months old. How about I tell you what the grownups got for me and we can dispense with this quaint charade.
You know how you're never supposed to give a small child a loud percussion instrument as a gift? The grownups ignored that sage advice and gave me a tambourine. I shall play you the song of my people:
Luckily my short attention span got the best of me and I lost interest pretty quickly. Did the grownups honestly think I would jingle all the way?
