Nine months

Now that I've been on the outside as long as I've been on the inside, I feel I can make a clean break with the grownups and be on my way.  I don't mean to sound ungrateful, but I really have no more use for them now that I am fully capable of feeding myself. Video evidence of my gustatory skills below:

Like, totally gag me with a spoon.

My name is Shuntaro, and I have a drinking problem...