Eleven months outtakes

I'm celebrating my 20 month anniversary (you may think of me as 11 months old, but I believe that blogging begins at conception) with a behind-the-scenes look at what was left on the digital cutting room floor.

Uploaded by Selloutsatirist on 2014-10-04.

If you're wondering why this admittedly adorable clip doesn't reach the standards for a weekly post, let me count the ways:

1. Camera orientation: Anyone who intentionally shoots video in "Portrait Mode" should not be allowed to vote in this country.
2. Unflattering lighting: Why am I backlit? We're not shooting an indie horror movie.
3. Grownups' arms are in shot: This is my blog, show off your furry paws on your own website.
4. My head goes out of shot: This is just amateur hour. 
5. Drool in the shot: My contract explicitly states that any bodily fluid coming from any orifice is to be digitally removed in post production.