So it's been seventy days and it's time to reflect on my many accomplishments. You might assume that I been lost in a fog of sleeping and eating. I'll excuse your bigoted infant stereotyping for the moment and direct your attention to the video below.
I have taught the grownups a trick. See? I wave my arms and the big milkless one whistles while he moves my feet.
Sure it's a bit degrading for him, but he seems to be enjoy it.