Merry Christmas everybody! Do you have sugarplums dancing in your head? My holiday meal will be milk, milk, and more milk. Guess what's dancing in my head?
Here's an idea for a holiday gift, how about you graduate me from these newborn size diapers? You can barely fasten them around these beefy thighs. (These still come with a cutout for my umbilical stub! I dropped that weeks ago! Don't you read my blog?!?) I don't care if you have some left over. I didn't tell you to go to a warehouse store and buy a crate of them big enough to diaper an orphanage full of preemies. Listen, these little things have a two ounce capacity and I'm eating three ounces at every feeding. Do the math, people!
Mr. Nonaka's holiday outfit courtesy of his great uncle Kruse.