First pediatrician visit today. He had a silky smooth voice and smelled of sausages. He stripped me and took my vitals. I've gained an inch (up to 22"), which is nice, but I'm also up to four kilos from my birth weight of three kilos! That's a disturbing rate of weight gain. At this rate I'll be a perfect sphere by summer. Beachgoers will mistake me for volleyball.
Maybe I should switch to skim milk, do some Pilates...