Up to 6 pounds, 14 ounces, woo! "Hi, my name is Shuntaro, and I am a milkaholic." Nurse says my jaundice is going away as well. So I'm no longer your golden boy?
I'm tired of being judged by the color of my skin. What about the content of my character? Or the contents of my diapers? No, seriously, you should really check up on that. You should be checking me every hour on the hour, because I'm regular like Big Ben*
*That was a bilingual pun. About poop.