I couldn't help but notice that's you're taking off all of my clothes. I understand you got me dinner tonight but I haven't really consented to... Are you wringing out a washcloth? Is that some sort of threat?
Bath? No, I smell great; everyone loves new baby smell. I'll dissuade you with some Level 2 "You're taking too long changing my diapers" crying.
Don't flip me over! Okay buddy, enjoy some Level 3 "I haven't eaten in three hours" squealing. What do you think of that? Not the hair! Get that stuff out of my hair right now!!! Escalating to Level 4 "I am being eaten by wolves" wailing.
Was I born to deaf parents? I have to keep Level 5 reserved for the first time we go toy shopping. Fine, just dry me thoroughly. Is that Lavender? Chamomile? It's nice. It's no sour milk smell, but it's nice.
