According to the doctor's antiquated measurements (go metric, you bumpkins!) I am 21 inches tall but weigh just 6 pounds, 10 ounces. Long, lean and looking good! High cheekbones, strong jawline and the full head of hair is a stunner. I am like the supermodel of babies.
Look at these other pudgy infants; I'm guessing we're in the Midwest, right? Yikes. You're gonna need some extra swaddle for that waddle, baby.
