Safe Scootering

Safety tip: when scootering in a busy parking lot without a helmet, remember to hand any dangling clothing that could bind in your wheels to a responsible adult. If you can't find a responsible adult, just give it to whoever's holding the camera.

Last Ride of '22

The late September weather was crisp and bright, so I thought I'd take this old girl out for one last spin.

This Will End Well

I wanted to do some perfectly routine stress tests of my new water balloons, but my parents insisted they be performed in the bathtub for some reason.

How About Them Apples?

I like apples, so I thought I do some research using this illustrated fever dream of a children's book.

Hunting the Shadow Monster

With his trusty spyglass and lantern, Shuntaro circumnavigates the block in search of a dark, mysterious figure…