Beware! I have become a tornado of fists!
360 Punch
Not Missing this Tooth
Good riddance. Seven down, 23 to go.
Fun with Siri
My first foray into computer-assisted Russian translation is a success.
Umbrella Sword
Today’s forecast is scattered violence with a 90% chance of stabbing.
Wall Smasher 2000
The hardest thing about creating an unstoppable engine of destruction is keeping it in one piece.
