360 Punch

Beware! I have become a tornado of fists!

Not Missing this Tooth

Good riddance. Seven down, 23 to go.

Fun with Siri

My first foray into computer-assisted Russian translation is a success.

Umbrella Sword

Today’s forecast is scattered violence with a 90% chance of stabbing.

Wall Smasher 2000

The hardest thing about creating an unstoppable engine of destruction is keeping it in one piece.