Bicycle Upgrade

I'm several inches taller than when I first learned to ride, so I needed a vehicle to suit my improved stature. This golden beast will do nicely, unless I get stuck in the grass.

Chomper Demolisher

Witness my most fearsome weapon, with more teeth than an average human!

Mini Food Restaurant

Don't have a big appetite? That's okay, I don't have much food. Come by on the weekend for our less-than-you-can-eat buffet!

Front Seat Fireworks

As a designated back-seater, the best part of watching Fourth of July fireworks from the front seat was the lumbar support.

The Ringer

If you want to risk your wedding rings walked down the aisle by some awkward tween, go ahead. It's your day after all. But if you want it done right, you call a professional.