I'm several inches taller than when I first learned to ride, so I needed a vehicle to suit my improved stature. This golden beast will do nicely, unless I get stuck in the grass.
Chomper Demolisher
Witness my most fearsome weapon, with more teeth than an average human!
Mini Food Restaurant
Don't have a big appetite? That's okay, I don't have much food. Come by on the weekend for our less-than-you-can-eat buffet!
Front Seat Fireworks
As a designated back-seater, the best part of watching Fourth of July fireworks from the front seat was the lumbar support.
The Ringer
If you want to risk your wedding rings walked down the aisle by some awkward tween, go ahead. It's your day after all. But if you want it done right, you call a professional.





