Humiliating? You bet
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"Don Shuntaro, there is a cut on your cheek!"
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I finally got official recognition from the federal government
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But no one bothers to sleep through it. Now that the snowdrifts are taller than I am, I'm taking a note from the local woodland creatures and giving hibernation a shot. Tell the pretty grownup with the milk on tap "Do not disturb until spring".
Seven weeks
I have developed the martial art of "Akachando"
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