Have all of your safety equipment on. These chemicals are very dangerous. Where are my safety goggles, you may ask? I’ll have you know I’m wearing safety contact lenses.
Efficient Topiary
I am constantly striving to find more efficient methods of hedge-trimming. My productivity is through the roof!
Cardboard Katana
It’s not actually a mere “sword,” it’s a katana. Well, a wooden katana. Cardboard is a kind of heavily processed wood, you know.
Flickerbug Steakout
I call them fickerbugs. They never show up where you expect them to. And I’ll bet you weren’t expecting bats either.
June Bicycle Update
I have achieved balance and mastered this machine. I am now a bicyclist.





