Here is another chilling Tale From The Carseat. Imagine if you will; two foxes, neither of whom understand the concept of pizza. What will they eat? WHO will they eat?
Spicyman #1
Introducing the hottest new superhero, Spicyman! A refugee from the doomed planet Scoville, he bit into a radioactive jalapeno after his parents were pepper sprayed in Crime Alley. Now the anthropomorphic chili stars in his very collectable first issue, fighting a trademarked character who shall not be named.
Hosing the High Chair
It’s time to pass on my heirloom to the next generation of babies, but first I must remove its several hundred flecks of dried applesauce. I don’t recall being a messy eater as an infant. Perhaps the grownups were clumsy servers.
Watching Paint Dry
Is there anything more relaxing, more meditative, than donning a smock and painting scraps of wood with leftover paints stuck to their can lids? Watching a video of me doing it, perhaps?
Rabbit Season
My pretend sister Emma and I have delved deep in the wilderness to find a new pet. This bunny seems braver than most. Perhaps we can work something out?
